Getting Shirtless, John Mayer Shares His Dirty Mind

Wed, 20 January 2010 03:04:26 ET

In a recent interview with a magazine, the 'Heartbreak Warfare' singer gets candid when addressing on issues like masturbation as well as his split from Jennifer Aniston.

Being the cover boy for the newest issue of Rolling Stone magazine, John Mayer does not only strip off his shirt but also bares his dirty mind. In the interview with the publication, the 32-year-old gets candid when it comes to masturbation. "I am the new generation of masturbator," he says. "I've seen it all. Before I make coffee, I've seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week."

Asked if he pleasures himself daily, the "Your Body Is a Wonderland" singer responds, "I don't like that question, because it seeks to make me sound strange if I say 'Yes, but of course I do.' " He goes on, "I mean, I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn't pick up because I'm masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes."

"If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off," the Grammy Award-winning singer adds. "It has a true market value, like gold bullion. First of all, I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself."

During the interview, Mayer also admits that he has never really stopped thinking about his break-up with his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston. "I've never really gotten over it," he confesses. "It was one of the worst times of my life...I have this weird feeling, a pride thing, for the people I've had relationships with."

"What would I be saying to Jen, who I think is f-ing fantastic, if I said to her, I don't dislike you. In fact, I like you extremely well," he furthermore explains. "But I have to back out of this because it doesn't arc over the horizon. This is not where I see myself for the rest of my life, this is not my ideal destiny."

Beside addressing on these matters, John Mayer also opens up to Rolling Stone about what he has in mind over finding new girlfriend, relationships, paparazzi as well as his latest album, "Battle Studies". The newest issue of the magazine that features the candid interview with the singer will be on U.S. newsstands on Wednesday, January 20.

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